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Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 3, 2022


Minecraft

the game where i found otherside out of a dungeon chest yesterday

OMG I FOUND OTHERSIDE OUT OF DUNGEON CHEST IN MINECRAFT 3.1% CHANCE!!!

by amogussus March 16, 2022


minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023


Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024


/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022


Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023


Minecraft loserz

This is a group of people that play Minecraft together. They are the dumb kids. It’s okay, stick to your loyal losers and you will be fine

Minecraft loserz

Loser one:
Do you want to play Minecraft tonight?

Loser two:
Yes!

Loser three:

GIVE ME ATTENTION! 😒

by imbored221985 October 8, 2021