A place where happiness is unstoppable
Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"
the game where i found otherside out of a dungeon chest yesterday
OMG I FOUND OTHERSIDE OUT OF DUNGEON CHEST IN MINECRAFT 3.1% CHANCE!!!
when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.
I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass
The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.
Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.
You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.
You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
This is a group of people that play Minecraft together. They are the dumb kids. It’s okay, stick to your loyal losers and you will be fine
Minecraft loserz
Loser one:
Do you want to play Minecraft tonight?
Loser two:
Yes!
Loser three:
GIVE ME ATTENTION! 😒