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ointment that you put on your lips to prevent or cure chapped lips
Barb's lips were chapped from playing the rusty trombone so she put some lip jizz on them to make them feel better.
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rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
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When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you
"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!
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street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia
Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
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Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.
Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
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after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.
"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"
"I jacked off last night..."
"It must be flab jizz!"
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An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb
guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"
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