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The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
Damn joseph schmidt back at it again with that bbc
A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?
Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever
so cute and lovable
will brighten your day
biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’
person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.