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The gayest bitch you will ever meet who also happens to be a hot sexy furry. Their words not mine
“It’s gay Mary on all fours again”
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Starting your period while drinking a bloody mary
This bloody mary has just turned into the bloodiest mary if you know what I mean
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Mary Holland is so awesome and is good at basketball. Has red hair and loves to eat chicken. we love mary holland she’s a cool cat.
That girl is so cool she must be Mary Holland!!
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The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.
The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!
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To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.
After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.
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1. A person amazingly talented in bed
2. A generous soul
3. A diva who likes things a particular way
1. Last night he told me I pulled a mary sarah and wanted to marry me!
2. You are so kind to strangers, such a mary sarah.
3. Goodness, she is a mary sarah, never happy with the way I do things.
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Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.
Damn, y'all seen her? That's Mari-Jane.
Aye Mari-Jane on sum real shit right there.
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