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The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.
Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.
An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic
I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.
A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.
Jan : What the fuck dude!?
This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.
Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo
Magical Girl Energy is when a girl is so awesome that its borderline magical, if not outright magical.
The female equivalent of big dick energy possibly.
Whoaa man, that girls really got some Magical Girl Energy!
The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.
After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.