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A kid game that is at war with Roblox.
Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!
THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time
dad. You need to stop playing minecraft
Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS
Minecraft is a blocky game that kids play. You can bild, kill, fight, die, and bild. You can play with your Fred’s and trap your Fred’s.
“Minecraft is cool”
A place where happiness is unstoppable
Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"
the game where i found otherside out of a dungeon chest yesterday
OMG I FOUND OTHERSIDE OUT OF DUNGEON CHEST IN MINECRAFT 3.1% CHANCE!!!
when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.
I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass
the suits Lil Pump and Kanye West wore in “I Love It”
“JAMES LOOK! I GOT A NEW MINECRAFT-SUIT BRO!”