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A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
David is such a Drunk With Disorders
A girl with a big butt that is drunk
Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?
when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...
The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.
Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.
Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.