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Spaghdussi-O's is a dish that is prepared before oral intercourse when a person possessing female genitalia empties a can of spaghetti-O's onto their genitals. It is then served to the person/s of their choosing.
"hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?"
"we having spaghdussi-O's"
The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.
Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”
Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”
A facial expression that is meant to express grief, but just makes you look like you're having an orgasm instead.
Jessie's O-no Face made her seem far less like she was in emotional turmoil, and much more like she just climaxed.
Jake is literally the best person you could ever hope to meet, he’s the funniest, nicest, cutest, most adorable, smartest, honest(est?), talented (did I say cute already?) bestest boyo in the world. He’s always up for late night talks even if they get s u p e r TMI, there is nothing he won’t talk about. Not only is he the best boyfriend but also the most encouraging and supportive friend, not to mention a
m a s s i v e c o c k .
once you meet him you literally can’t live without him.
Guy 1: Who’s that cute guy over there?? he’s SUPER nice!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Jake O
Guy 1: I’m definitely asking him out!
When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.
Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy
a super-spun gutter troll
Dont mind what that crazy lady is rambling about.. she's a regular tiffany o.
Girl thinks: He has about 5 minutes before I Faux-O his ass. I have to be at work at 8 a.m.