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A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
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A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.
Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.
Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed
Ben: I don't sell drugs.
Andy: But your phone.
Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.
Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.
Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.
Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.
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when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
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what weird, perfect couples do
Jack: Phone Sleep Over?
Jill: Sure!
Jack: Goodnight!
Jill: Goodnight!
Jack: Goodmorning!
Jill: Goodmorning! <3
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A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
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When thy idiot brakes they're phone and for then on out can only talk through kik, snapchat or some other stupid app
Tom:Dude I have a broken phone
Chad: We'll have to talk on some dumb app
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A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.
Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
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