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Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.
The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)
Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!
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A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.
Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.
To have no pocket change. This applies to people who keep all their money on any type of card. This term works best among hobos and people who just don't want to carry change.
QUARTERS: Yo you got any quarters.
QUARTERBITCH: Nah I'm pocket broke! Stop asking for change.
QUARTERS: Damn! Everyone's pocket broke.
1. The act of attempting to PoleVolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.
2. The erection of a penis caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry PaintBrush across a machined block of aluminum.
1. I champion of Pocket Javelin at my School, say mother.
2. OMF, LighTake gives me a might powerful Pocket Javelin.
Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.
Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.