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When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
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The act of having having sex with a car muffler, whilst mounted on to a car, driving at exactly 69 mp/h through the Town-line Tunnel.
- "Kevin's pulling off The Rose City Stinky?!"
- Jason Danch - "I love The Rose City Stinky!"
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Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.
Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.
TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.
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One of the best clans on Xbox Live created by Stalker and RazorBladeKiss. Known as "The True UK / US Alliance" the Stone Rose Roughnecks excelled at Rainbow Six and soon made their way to the 2004 Team Compete playoffs lead by captains SRR ox Farse xo and SRR AngeliuS. Before they could compete to much with it though the clan broke up and are now three different clans.
R.I.P. SRR
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I can't decide which is cheesier:
Guns N' Roses
Bon Jovi
Motley Crue
Kid Rock
Poison
Def Leppard
Those bands are so cheesy that Whitesnake is better than all of them.
Adrian Vandenberg or Vai (both were in Whitesnake) alone prove my point.Plus David Coverdale,cheesy though he may be,could sing better than any of those band's singers.
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Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Rose is a person who is daring, fun-loving, and extremely active. If you get her out of her shell, she will be the best friend you could ever have. She will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. She is as unique as each perfect, individual flower in which her name has its origin from: the rose. She is a girl that makes you think that no other girl can compare. Her love of all living animals, such as dogs and puppys, is just another reason to like her. Just an A1 gal.
That girl Rose🌹 is just an A1 gal.
rose flower perfect beautiful
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An OK (JUST OK PEOPLE) band with a HORRIBLE UNTALENTED BOTOX-FACED SINGER. It's extremely overrated, the musicians are OK, but Axl Rose has this stupid huge EGO and he's arrogant as shit. He ruined his face too. The "best" song they did was "Sweet Child o' Mine", it was a great song till the guy started singing. He ruined it.
Fuck AXL. You should rot in hell. You bitch. Die. I sing better than you.
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