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A small tourist community located on the Bruce Peninsula in South Western Ontario. Known for Wiarton Willie, the weather-predicting groundhog. Wiarton is also home to the annual Wiarton Wille festival, beautiful scenery, and friendly residents.
"I'm spending the weekend at my cottage in Wiarton."
"Sounds great, I hear that area is beautiful!"
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A small town in Grey Bruce, its known for an albino groundhog.
The streets are littered with trash and aborted kids.
Wiarton is synonymous with skooter-fags, as that is its predominant export.
Wiarton can be summarized by a pothead standing outside of timmies, prostituting themselves, while their kid goes scootering into traffic.
The most stupid. greasiest, poor slum of a town probably in existence. Everyone that lives there is usually a crack head and a whore. Nobody should ever come close to this place because it is an utter shit hole and you will probably get aids by breathing the disgusting red neck air that is Wiarton.
Guy: "I went to Wiarton the other day!"
Guy2: "Last time I went there I got genital aids by breathing through my nose!"
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An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.
I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.
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