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The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
I used the naked man the other night.
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A womans clit. That which is best rubbed or nibbled on. (See Gravy Bowl for like definition.)
While you are tearing it up from behind, reach around and rub that "Little Man in the Boat"/ "Ster the Gravy Bowl"
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Garrett Poenitske can literally fit a whole large cucumber in his man pussy.
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title applied to men who have reached the peak of masculinity, ex: firemen, lumberjacks, ironmen, navy seals
holy shit i just saw 'all that is man' alberto salazar
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Area Man lives in every area. He needs an area for uninhibited slack, negligence and laziness without any guilt, problems, questions, decisions, backtalk or bullshit. You don't disturb Area Man. You don't bother Area Man. Area Man just needs room to be Area Man in an increasingly shitty world where Area Man cannot fully realize his potential or fulfill life's petty demands. Let Area Man be Area Man.
Bob is sitting in a dark basement hungover and does not want to be disturbed as he is an Area Man.
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Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.
Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!
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The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
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