Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

Jay And Silent Bob

Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.

They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.

or as Jay would put it

Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch!

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All Jayed out

To be drunk like Jay, or to be trashed out of your f-ing mind.

Oh Man, I was all Jayed out last night.

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goo wak jai

Literally used to describe a member of the triads, but can also mean an asian gangster.

"Some goo wak jai jacked my car."

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Beta Simp Jay

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater

Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay

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mid-day-jay

Having a joint (marijuana cigarette) at noon. (Similar to "wake n bake" or "steam n dream".)

Dude1: "We should totally meet up at noon in that cool park we found!"

Dude2: "F*ck Yeah!! Well have a mid-day-jay!"

Alexander Jay Walker

- AKA "The One And Only"/"Slick" - Walker: The most confident man alive, the host of "Walker Wisdom" on YouTube, an online educator, self-improvement influencer, self-analysis/confidence guru, philanthropist, entrepreneur, combat sport athlete, motivational speaker and a self-discipline coach/strategist.

He thrives to branch out & make the world known of his purpose in life: To help 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣, & 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚! (Walkerism)

"If you cannot control your mind, then how do you expect to control your life?" - Alexander Jay Walker

"Alexander Jay Walker taught me how to conquer my life."