pee gun

The act of shotgunning a beer whilst urinating - oft completed outdoors. Can be completed as a double or triple when two or three beers, respectively are shotgunned during a single stream of urine.

Hey Charles, ya bitch, I've gotta take a piss let's go do a pee gun - try to avoid the public urination charge this time - dick.

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Pee Hole

pee hole the tip of your bonger (dick) that makes you be able to pee.

"Ow my pee hole."

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Pack and pee time

This is the last 10 minutes at the end of a work day. This is when you begin to pack your stuff to go and take time to use the restroom.

You usually work until 5 pm each day, so you begin to change your shoes, pack things into your tote bag, and use the restroom at 4:50 pm. Another co-worker stops and asks, "What are you doing? Why aren't you finishing that project?" You say, "Dude, it is pack and pee time! No one works the last 10 minutes at any job."

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peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

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Peeing in the same bowl

When two people are experiencing the same thing.

Michael :" hey whats up "

Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "

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pee in my butt

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.

Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT

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Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”

Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”