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Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail
She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.
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1) The extraordinarily rare phenomenon experienced when two souls destined to be one, finally join to create the most badass relationship anyone will ever experience in their lifetime.
2) The modern day story of romeo and juliet.
3) An ever-growing, undying, passionate, unconditional love that will withstand the test of time, through any adversity.
4) The act of partaking in the most amazing, mind-blowing sex, several times throughout the day; often attracting the attention of the neighbors and occassionally causing people to call the police.
5) Untill a year ago, a myth or folklore thought to not be possible.
Random Couple observing the J and S Show: "Damn baby, I wish we could be like them!"
J & S: "Its the J and S Show bitches!!!!!!"
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To make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be!
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The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.
Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
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To spend time doing something with the intent that it will contribute to a specific goal or project only to realize after completion that this had no positive productive value and was a complete waste of time.
"Man, I need to write a paper about suburbia in popular culture, but I decided to watch a movie that didn't actually have anything to do with that. I hate when I pull a Truman Show, brah."
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Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.
Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*
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Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.
I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.