When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
The Bloody Richard
The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard
well… how do you do it?
-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?
When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks
Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude”
When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.
Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ
When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.
I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..