The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

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1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

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Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

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lil milk

An amateur rapper around the age of adolescence.

Did you see Lil Milk’s new soundtrack?

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Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

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milk duds

When a guy sucks the milk out of a pregnant womans tits.

That dirty bastard went home and sucked on his old lady's milk duds

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ninny milk

Short for pickaninny milk, also known as chocolate milk

I don't like white milk, I want ninny milk

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