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Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”
August 12th is national vodka day.
Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”
National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe
Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously
Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th
On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day
Hey Hannah, today August 8th!
Yeah and?,
It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish
Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
June gloom in august
He had august gloom just thinking about school starting.
People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.
His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th