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The art of eating pussy on your knees
Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl
BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night
Noah: Thats sick asf
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
A short guy with absolutely no bitches.
I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
A really short guy with no bitches
Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him
Papa Austin is a professional YouTuber
I'm Papa Austin and I'm a savage
Austin Huston- A bad ass motherfucker, that always keeps it real. Been the shit since he jumped out the porch. Says what's on his mind, and will not give a fuck what they say. A man/female with a big heart. Loveable.
Austin Huston A real ass nigga
The part of the city of Austin, Texas, that is south of the Colorado River. Can be further divided into northern, southern, and eastern sections.
The northern neighborhoods are surrounded by MoPac, Ben White, I-35, and the Colorado River. They hold Zilker Park, SoCo, St. Edward's University, Barton Springs, and the "Greetings from Austin" mural. This part of South Austin has gentified very quickly, now being primarily upper-middle-class white people. This area of the city was originally built up in the early 1900s, so it has many century-old bungalows and live oak trees.
The southern area is boxed by Ben White, I-35, Mopac, and Slaughter Lane, and is more laid-back and affordable, being one of the last parts of the city to experience a population boom. There aren't as many attractions here as in other parts of the city, but there are some nice nature trails and local restaurants. A lot of these neighborhoods were built in the 1960s and 1970s, so it looks more suburban and feels less vibrant compared to northern areas.
The eastern section is quite similar to East Austin, being mostly Latino and Black. For a long time, the Southeast Side, Montopolis, and Del Valle neighborhoods were some of the poorest parts of the city, but they've been getting wealthier like the rest of the city. This area is actually pretty suburban, even though it's really close to Downtown Austin. The airport is nearby, as are some golf courses, McKinney Falls State Park, and the Onion Creek Greenbelt.
Person A: I'm heading down to Barton Springs this weekend!
Person B: Oh cool, I was at Zilker Park with my friends from St. Ed's last week!
Person A: South Austin's just so fun!
Person B: It really is, as long as you're careful around Montopolis!