land dwelling sea beast

A short overweight blonde girl that hits on every guy in the bar that continues to argue with them when they don’t give adequate attention, then proceeds to slap them in the face for being SOO rude.

That aggressive 4/10 was being a land dwelling sea beast.

makin the beast with two backs

Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby

47👍 23👎

Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism

To have sex with burning, dead puppies

"Steve": bob beleives in a Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism
"Larry": those poor puppies

9👍 3👎

mark her with the eye of the beast

after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."

dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.

34👍 20👎

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

80👍 62👎

u da beast

Term used by a black male to compliment an attractive white female. Used primarily by run down players with gold teeth and nappy hair.

Shawna was minding her own business, enjoying girls night out at the club when all of a sudden Jerome approached her and said 'U da beast!'

2👍 10👎

Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.

Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!

14👍 9👎