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Wanting to clean your apartment but instead just watching love island for 6 hours and crying
"Hey Brenna, what're you up to after class?"
"Oh not a lot, just cleaning"
The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
The zen action males do to create tidiness. Best on Sativa with your favorite music.
There is always a sense of upliftness when the job is done. Best done in small segments
not over 2 hours. Plan strategically to optimize benefits.
I'm cleaning the bathroom. Don't bug me.
a freshly shaven female. yes. down there. who expects intimacy.
'hi babe, just an fyi for later...I'm clean as a ducky'
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.