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Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
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this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man
come down my ends means if you come to my area
and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv
road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
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What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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a bastardized generalization of the some people get what they deserve except its their saying as an excuse to justify their scandalous deeds
Teresa: I just stole Michael's wallet, fuck him what goes around comes around.
Robert: What the hell? Why did you do that?
Teresa: Motherfucker wouldn't give me gas money.
white trash version of what goes around comes around
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When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.
Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?
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one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
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people think you are happy but reality you ain't
I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality
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