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Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid
That kid has david disease.
Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.
Pp go down
Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease
Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages
I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.
A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.
Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.