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Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.
We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.
When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.
When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.
Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.
"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"
"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."
Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*
If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance
I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands
The act of giving the middle finger to somebody while in America
Welcome to America , home of the freedom finger
Shitting into the mans hand, then he proceeds to rub her shit over his finger tips and in the nails. The man then fingers the woman while cleaning his fingers off inside the Vagina.
I did some mad finger picking with the girl i met at the bar last night.