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Alternative double penetration move.
When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.
My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
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When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers
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Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."
Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!
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When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life
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Speachless.
As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
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It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1
Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*
Person: I'll take a look
Asshole: lolololol
Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
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