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john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018


John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*

John Deacon is the best bass player ever

by Red-special_guitar April 10, 2020


John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021


John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018


making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 10, 2006


John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑

Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭

by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020


John Breezy

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown

i woke up john breezy

by 13 yr old girl November 2, 2020