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An angry muleโ€™s kick

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

Iโ€™m only an angry muleโ€™s kick away from town.

by AJ02 July 1, 2021


Kick a Thot day

It's a day that you go up to at thot and kick it. This is on the 24th of october.

Oh it's kick a thot day! Go kick that thot!
Thot: ouCh!

by Virgin4Christ October 24, 2019


Kick My Chair

Kill me already...Like when someone has a noose around them and they are trying to kill themselves, but need someone to kick their chair.

Today has been a rough day...kick my chair already!

by houstonsocialbutterfly May 12, 2009


Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 9, 2008

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Kick a tall friend

Everybody has a talk friend so on November 5th your allowed to kick them ANYWHERE

Tom: I'm the tallest person here

Mary:But its November 5 th Kick a tall friend day ahahah
Tom:OH NO!

by francis miller YT November 2, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


drop-kick dog

little white extremely fuzzy dog with a little voice that cuts through your head like a half-broken bandsaw that I'd kick without picking up

There she is walking her drop-kick dog on my lawn again.

by RaisinMuffin June 15, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

by yummahfupa August 14, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž