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While having sex you think it’s the best yet but your partner doesn’t and insults you. You revenge by a cream pie and ghost them.
Bro that hooker gave me a dirty low blow while at my bachelor party
Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else
A man that puts in little effort.
A: It’s my birthday tomorrow and he told me to get the cake myself. So, I broke up with him.
B: You saved yourself from a low effort loser. Next stop: queendom!
What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
When you are trying to accomplish something without being noticed. Often done while peeking and looking with one eye.
"They didn't even realize, I was there giving em' the down low sneaky..."
Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear
There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.
The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"
The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.
Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"