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Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night
Joe: I did some math
Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.
Math is an acronym
M.A.T.H. stands for
Mental Abuse To Humans
This is Math. : (
A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.
Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.
"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."
Maths is like sex, i dont get it
Hitting tiffany from the back is like maths bro, i dont know how to do t
math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.
ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,