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The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.
Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there
To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.
Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.
Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.
She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen
Person1: Damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn
Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.
I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.
This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.