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Making jerky, either traditionally through natural dehydration, a forced air and heat dehydrator, a stove, or smoker. Most commonly beef jerky, and with a good blend of flavors and spices.
I can't go anywhere today becasue it takes 7 hours to jerk my meat.
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To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.
1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"
"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"
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When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.
Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!
Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.
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to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.
comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?
Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
Amanda: ewww.
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When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.
Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....
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a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you
Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today
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Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.
The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.
- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?
- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.
- Wow, you crazy MF