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When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
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for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!
Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!
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Noun- often used to denote a sort of challenge without aim. Despite the suggestive name, it actually has no such purpose. Can be used in any sentence where "dance off" is used.
Hey, I challenge you to a Pants Off!
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A large stuffed bear with crossed eyes.
Moosey and Poopie Pants are so cute!
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When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...
Result, PASTE PANTS!!!
I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...
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Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.
Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.
Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"
Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "
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having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.
I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.
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