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poop that smells horrible and warms up the entire bathroom.
jeanette: it's really hot in your bathroom.
sarah: it's because of my radioactive poop
jeanette: oh okay.
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The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.
Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain
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When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!
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A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.
Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.
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Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
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A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!
I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?
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when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
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