r u for rela

Synonymous with "Are you serious?" or "Are you for real?"
Originated from the legendary chill v combat-ex match, commentated by the bear semenated day9.

Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: r u for rela?
Girl: mhmm
Guy: kk let's talk about this at the top of a flight of stairs

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r u mad?

A mocking question to someone you know is angry, usually used in the context of griefing in online games.

user1: r u mad?
user2: screw you
user1: u mad.

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R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

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R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

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R>C>P

read > comprehend > post.

did you even read the thread? R>C>P.

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r and m

This is an abbreviation for "rape and murder". Use as a scale to rate women's attractiveness. Ugly and you would only m that. Hot you would r and m that. Angelina Jolie hot, you would r and m that, and then r it again.

Damn she is so fine, I would r and m that, and then r it again.

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Timothy R Castles

Timothy R Castles is one fancy young gentlemen with a fine English accent. His hair is quite spectacular and deserves an award. Timothy R Castles is shown by his outstanding performances on his social media and his intellectual ability to find the right pose in front of the camera. This king has a beautiful voice that he uses for the spectacular marvel of singing, instantly attracting any women within a few hundred km. Not only this, but his outstanding moves in the act of dancing is one sight to see. It would be an absolute joy to see this man in real life as your eyes would be blessed. I bet this man would win any athletics competition with his sheer looks. Impeccable.

LOOK EVERYONE! Its Timothy R Castles! Lets hear his singing!