tossing the salad

licking the ass then kiss

she sucked my anus and kissed me

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potato salad

meaning chonga

that girl is such a potato salad.

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Dick Salad

Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.

You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!

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Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

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satan salad

Satan salad is slang for weed/bud, “satan” because many people don’t understand the benifits that can come from weed.

Hey dude you got the Satan Salad?
(Or for short) “Pass the salad”
Satan Salad-Weed

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Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

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egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

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