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Compton Ass Eddies Pubic Zone, wi so many types of lice and other furry woodland creatures, its kinda like a salad.
You i was just talking to eddies girl and she said his dick looked like a fucked up salad! SHITT NIGGA!
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Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
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Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.
Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.
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the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness
ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”
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a Brotato Salad is a close associate or best friend
Me: sup Brotato Salad
Friend: sup to you to
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