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When a man's penis comes hard he puts it in a ladys vagina. then the hard penis sneezes milk in the ladys tummy. and after its all done sneezing milk, the penis stops being hard. and then the man looses interest in the lady. this is called sex.
Watch the episode of south park called erection day And you will understand. its about sex and erections. learn it little boys.
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A) God got lazy and said to adam and eve;
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.
B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.
C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...
God- "I'm so lazyyyyyyy... make the human race for me, will ya?"
adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?
and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D
and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)
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Getting banged at a high school dance, preferably a prep school, by a large guy in a full gorilla suit, in the middle of the dance floor.
Jealous Guy- "Dude, Mr. Gorilla, you just went so hard on that bangin blonde!"
Mr. Gorilla- "That, m'boy, is the definition of sex. Take notes."
Mr. Gorilla then procedes to bang every girl there, never stoppng.
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When a girl and boy start loving. Worry though it could get out of control and you could end up having babies
Jane and Austin had something for each other
Just 3 nights after they met, each was thinking about sex. Austin asked Jane to come over and together they hit the bed. But no of them had plans for sleeping. They wanted sex! It was Jane's first time. Austin ripped off Janes panties and bra while Jane massaged Austins Dick. Then Austin thrust his dick into Janes pussy. Austin went in and out, in and out very slowly. He massaged her breasts at the same time. Before they knew it the night was over and Jane went home thinking about sex and what the next night would bring...
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there are three reasons why someone might look up sex in the urban dictionary:
1. you are a 12 year old boy that hasn't discovered pornhub yet
2. you came to see what kind of definitions someone would right for sex
3. you wanted a good laugh bc some of these definitions are funny as hell
i can't believe i'm writing an urban dictionary entry about sex
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When a man and a woman love each other
JACOB had sex with his girl.They fucked all night.Jacob thrusted.His gf moaned so hard that the neighbors could.They went hard and fast
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An offer that males can't refuse.
She's inviting me for some coffee! This is it, babe.
3 mins later... You probably know what's gonna happen next?
(Spoiler: they had sex)
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