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Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
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A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.
I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.
When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn
My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy
The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.
Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"
Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!
A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me