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When a christian marries a woman just to fuck, he is a christian simp.
Justin:Oh my god Brandon is such a christian simp
Kendrick:Ik right?
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a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly
a tellitubby christian does not exist
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A Christian who believes it's okay to have a good time for the greater glory of God. Not to be confused with a traditional hedonist, who concentrates on sexual pleasure, a Christian hedonist is all about spiritual pleasure.
That girl is such a Christian hedonist. Just look at the way she enjoys singing in church. It's barbaric!
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Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.
First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".
Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.
Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.
Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".
Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"
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Modern era people making a false claim to being followers of Jesus Christ. They reject solid doctrine and embrace a Name it and claim it turn the other cheek dogma. They dismiss and ignore scripture that defines the fullness of God and Jesus Christ. They seek a feminized diluted gospel in order to appear loving and inclusive all the while rejecting the exclusivity of Salvation.
The Anderson family attends church every Sunday at a corporate State licensed church. They listen to sermons that reinforce the Global Doctrine of Interfaith and the deluded systems of modern interpretation of long defined truths. These truncated or "Buffet" Christians are following a path to no where and willingly invite others to join them. The Neo-Christian is waiting for a Cosmic Bail out while refusing to OCCUPY for Christ as commanded to do so.
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christian jazz is a genre of music founded on march 5th, 2005, because thats when i invented it. artists include "The Big Jesus Caberet" as well as "Reverend Lovejoys Funkified Trio". haha julian, i was right. i rule. thats right, i fucking own!!!!!
christian jazz is a kind of music that is better than normal jazz, but not nearly as good as nirvana. nirvana rocks balls.
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A current chatroom on the P2P software known as Soul Seek. It's a music based chatroom concerning all the underground music, or music you wouldn't hear on your local christian radio. A room where people from all over the world can congregate online, and chat amongst themselves, share music, and just hang out.
There are currently 134 users in the Christian Underground, half of them are probably trolls with no lives.
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