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Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
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To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
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When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.
Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?
Me: What the hell, why?
Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.
Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.
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To complete two things in one action.
One solution to two problems.
Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456
G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.
P1: 2 birds 1 stone.
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Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!
Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!
Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...
Bird 2: He will!...
Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
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