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Someone who suddenly starts a friendship with their best friends ex after they broke up
That guy is such a bad friend! Someone needs to tell him to stay away from his friend's ex girlfriend!
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When two people's relationship consists of "Just Doing It"
A: Are Mike and Lauren going out?
B: No, I think they're just nike friends.
A: Oh, good for them.
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A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
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When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
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Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
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People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street
I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind
me in homeroom
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Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.
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