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Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 7, 2016


Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023


thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 8, 2009


Thumb down

I wonder why there's so many down thumbed definitions

Many thumb downs here, i wonder why.

by Suklaa November 3, 2018


Sweet Thumb

Like a green thumb, but for baking. Also anything involving sugar.

Have you tried Karen's desserts? She has a sweet thumb.

by Jynjer March 28, 2017


Thumb Cunt

A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb

"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"

by ChickenChoker9000 February 26, 2018


Thumb Cunt

A dumb ass cunt that has their thumb shoved to far up their ass.

That Karen over there is a thumb cunt.

by Raven Maroney January 29, 2025