cheese-grator

When your boner scrapes against the inside of your fly, scraping your foreskin.

O man that girl was so hot she gave me a cheese-grator

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penis cheese

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.

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stack cheese

To make lots of money, cheddar being slang for "cashola."

"I gotta stack cheese... I gotta stack cheese... I need at least 2 G's in my khakis!"

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cheese toastie

basically a grilled cheese sandwich.

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"

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nigger cheese

Nigger cheese is welfare. The problem with this country is too many niggers, skins, kikes, jewnigs, and white trash are sucking the USA's tits and eating/drinking the nigger cheese. Get a job nigger.

If my fellow Americans vote the nigger out of office, Romney will take away the nigger cheese and we won't have to cut defense spending. There are jobs out there but too many assholes want the nigger cheese.

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string cheese

First of All:

Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.

Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.

String cheese is my kind of cheese!

White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness

Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger

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cock cheese

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.

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