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an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
A Simp Parody is a parody of a song that is modified to being against somebody for simping. Usually used against boys.
We need to make a simp parody of Rowan bro.
A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.
Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.
When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first
Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!
Says very sexual things in order to "win" a girl over even though its kind of creepy.
- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.