When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you
Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.
Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.
When a bunch of inbred Bostonian retards get together and fuck each other... These are the same people that make Samuel Adams Lager. They get their slobber in it because of their mild retardation from years of inbreeding.
"Bro! I went to the Sox game and a Boston Crime zone broke out... GROSS!"
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A place very similar to a Maus Free Zone.
Tell your story walking, pumpkin head.
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These are areas in a town that is experiencing growth in one area while another has no growth and may be decaying, sometimes to the point of urban blight.
The street on the west side of town is getting all sorts of big box stores. On the east side of town it is a development dead zone with just a gas station, an old motel, and a run-down restaurant.
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When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.
Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.
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A place where most people (both in video games and in fiction) go to in order to get to somewhere much more easily, mainly consists of 1 to 3 green warp pipes.
Sorry if I'm here at school half an hour early, I took a warp zone to here instead of the bus.
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