number 2

A two cheeseburger combo meal at mcdonalds!

Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!

133👍 201👎

Round 2

You've just finished taking a giant dump and you're about to pull up your trousers after wiping your ass squeeky-clean when suddenly you feel another shit-missile about to explode out of your rectum.

Guy 1: Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? Were you beating off?
Guy 2: No, man, I had a serious case of round 2.

47👍 64👎

Halo 2

A game that sucks majorly.

person 1 "Halo 2 sucks"
person 2 "Let's go play Half-Life 2"
person 1 "How about CS:S first"
person 3 "Valve rules the universe"

38👍 50👎

Halo 2

A game that geeks consider the best game ever made, a game better than sex. If you're one of them, you deserve to hang yourself and die because it's just a fucking game that geeks die for.

"I love halo 2 more than my mom"

28👍 35👎

2-way

A conversation between two people carried out by electronic means, i.e., a cell phone, an online chat, etc.

During my lunch break, I took out my cell phone and 2-wayed my friend.

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halo 2

Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.

*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

50👍 69👎

Halo 2

An over-rated video game that stole everyone of my friends.

My friend: Yo do you want to come over and play Halo 2

Me: I told you i have a PS2 and Halo 2 sucks ass.

My friend: If you say that again I'll be forced to stab you with a soldering iron.

35👍 46👎