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The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
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Strength a man is bestowed with in his mid 30's that isn't physically apparent to an outside observer. A man needs to do nothing to recieve it other than grow old. Many unsuspecting sons and young males looking to prove them selves "manly" aren't aware of this phenomenon and underestimate the middle aged man.
John, the better athelete, can't win a game of one on one because his Dad has man strength.
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Person who empties the dunny. The dunny was an Australian slang word for an outhouse or toilet tank which was used when there was no septic system or sewer to dispose of human waste.
The dunny man visits our house every Wednesday.
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A Naw-Man is one who rejects and declines anything fun. Naw-Men usually have a tendency to place higher importance on their jobs, and like to sleep early. Many Naw-Men can be found in the comfort of their own homes, and possibly watching Netflix.
"Yo, you wanna go to Splashtown or something?"
"Naw-Man, I got work"
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Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese
Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!
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A mature fuck boy, who figured out it is time to settle down with one hottie. Still has all the same traits as a fuck boy, but does his 2:00AM booty call by poking at the same person. A fuck man knows he is still fly, and is the shit. He is just smart and settled down with one woman.
Ron is a fuck man. He is happily with his wife, but in the middle of the night he tries to get some action and knowing his game is strong he pokes his willy at his sleeping wife. When she awakens she says "Fuck man, put that thing away, I was sleeping and you already got some tonight"
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You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs.
Holy crap! Those are some big man boobs!
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