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n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
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(1: The term Zig Bar, Rig Saw or anything that sounds alike to those is a mating call often heard in the hills of Irvine, Kentucky. During the winter male hillbillies come out to do their Zig Bar mating calls.
(2: Xanax Bar.
"ZIIIIGGGGGGG BAAARRR!"
"Zigz bars!"
"Excuse me mam, Can I get 3 packs of Marlboro 72's and 2 Zig Bars?"
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A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar
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A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
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A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
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The Dalokohs Bar is a chocolate bar for the Heavy in the fps game, Team Fortress 2. If you are a Heavy and eat the Dalokohs Bar, (Depending on if you have full health), it adds +50 max health for 30 seconds. Instead of healing you to 300 health, it only heals 100 health. Now another thing is if you combine the +50 max health + the Fists of Steel, you can survive some (not all), but some taunt kills. (Also when dropped it acts as a small health kit)
Dalokohs bar is the weaker version of the superior Sandvich
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Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.
Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
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