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shitting your pants like joe biden
person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”
A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.
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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.
Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.
"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.
"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.
Sleepy Joe Biden
The 10ft tall president of the United States
Holy shit what is that!
Calm down, it’s just Big Biden the 10ft tall president
Uhh no.
Democrat: Biden 2024, Dump Drumpf.
Republican: According to the polling, Trump has a higher chance of winning the 2024 presidential election. He is winning among swing state voters, minorities and younger generations.
Democrat: NOO! LOCK HIM UP RIGHT NOW!!!
A name for all the babies made in celebration of removal of the Fanta Facist from office and the election of Joe Biden.
Boomers who? I'm one of them Biden Babies. (2038 probably)
When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.
Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.
wow come on powerfully assholes the comparison between the words of the democrats towards the country of el salvador is a clear definition of how the democrats think, meanwhile the old communist god sucker of zelensky's penis father of the greatest drug addict rapist hunter biden is the most intelligent human, to also bankrupt America while the fans are sucking his dick and kissing his boots and bukele therefore he mocks the bullshit conditions in the united states, therefore, conflicts between the biden administration against bukele officials in el salvador and the things that prepaid affiliates think the democrats.
Guy: My god I just can’t tolerate my self with this fucking bukele guy, ukelele and Trumpet are the biggest ally’s together both narcissistic and shit, I hope there’s a real Bukele vs Biden conflict.
Guy 2: get therapy
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